When you're so lonely, lying in bed, night's closed it's eyes but you can't rest your head, everyone's sleeping, all through the house,
You wish you could dream, but forget to somehow.....






while we were on the bus today a friend came up with the plan to get a group of people and text this one kid who was in class because HE ALWAYS HAS THE SOUND ON and we all just started to send mad shit to him so i wonder how his class was with his phone going off constantly

he sent me “FUCK YOU” 4104 times


Is his name senor little meat in your phone?

no its señor little meat


look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes



are there any laws pertaining to the moon



i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun


quick reminder that grades aren’t everything, your health and your happiness are much more important than how the education system rates your intelligence





How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

I’d break the button after hitting it so hard


turn on: when your phone is on 100%


first day back at school



Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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